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Norway

2025-08-29

Norway was magnificent. The high wilderness mountains, the outdoor culture, the waterfalls, the friendly people, the moutaineering hotels, the bike friendly drivers. Just an amazing place to visit.
The trip itself was great. Leah and Nat were always there when we needed them. My cycling companions were the best: excellent cyclist, good companions, funny, and considerate.
Today we cycled around a Fjord. A different experience, but a treat.
For the six days I cycled over 400 miles, had many 5000ft+ days, and didn't get injured. I actually doubted I could do this ride well, but surprised myself. All in all A great experience

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